J.I.D - Frequency Change lyrics

[Intro] *Thud* *Yawn* *Lighter Flick* *Channel Switch* [First Channel: Love Chat Line Teleprompter] Ooh, you wanna have a fantasy tonight, call 1-800-555-dick-2... *Channel Switch* [Second Channel: Wildlife Documentary Host] Today on DiCaprio's World Discoveries, I'm here backstage at a hip-hop concert. I just spotted a gaggle of rappers. I see loads and loads of cash in their bags. I see guns with extended clips that don't even fit the guns in their trousers. So what he's trying to say: I'm so tough don't mess with me I'm the baddest bloke on the block... *Channel Switch* [Third Channel: Demetrius & Susan] Susan, I've found another lover Well so have I, Demetrius, it's over *Dramatic Music Intensifies* *Channel Switch* [Fourth Channel: Anchorman Jason, Anchorman John, & Witness] Breaking news on DiCaprio 2, channel two, at two. Take it, John I'm on DiCaprio lane, Jason, in the Mirrorland casino where there seem to be two n***as about to jump ready to die, I'm here on the scene with a witness *(Reversed Speech)* Them two n***as mad Oh yeah? *(Reversed Speech)* That sh** was the first black president Is that right? *(Reversed Speech)* Barack Obama was number two Interesting *(Reversed Speech)* Alive, I said CDC (Do it!, Don't do it!, He's doin' it, dude!) Oh, sh**, there they go *Audience Gasps* *Channel Switch*