J. Geils Band - You're Gettin' Even While I'm Gettin' Odd lyrics

My job was OK I thought I was cruisin' Little did I know I was cruisin' for a bruisin' Things were lookin' bad But with you I had the goods I couldn't see the trees In love's deadly woods I got smitten by a kitten At the Kit-Kat club Before I hit the brakes I had hit the rub You overheard me on the phone When I told her goodbye I got creamed in the face With a reality pie And now you're gettin' even While I've been gettin' odd Yeah, yeah, yeah You're Gettin' Even While I'm Gettin' Odd Now there's safety in numbers But I think my number's up Subtract you from my life, girl Is like drinkin' with no cup Now I'm gettin' wettish Thinkin' about you, my great fetish Like fishin' without a rod I'm just sittin' here gettin' odd You say that I hurt you And it got you mad You say that I burnt you Now you're gettin' bad I see you ain't jokin' And I want your bod But now you're gettin' even While I've been gettin' odd If I was an itch, would you bother to scratch? If I was a pitch, would you bother to catch? If I was peanut bu*ter, would you be the jam? If I was a door, would you give me a slam? You've been gettin' even While I've been gettin' odd You're gettin' even While I've been gettin' odd Please come back, please come back I just got to have your bod You're gettin' even While I've been gettin' odd (He never meant to hurt you) That's the truth, I swear to God