J-Dog - El Urgencia lyrics

[Verse 1: Funny Man] Six-pack in hand Stage dive to the pit Hustle the ladies Got gorilla tacticts I'm creeping through the show And I'm scanning for hoes Girl's got a bag of sniffles Wanna do the no-no Get back to the bus It's the end of the night Yeah, back to the bus And get out of my life ‘Cause I got people to see Hoes as freaky as me I'm roll into the after-party With my boy Charles Scene Picked up a few friends Now I'm dipping with b**hes Slapped the b**h to my right I said "click it or ticket." Girl feeling my ride Now she's getting suspicious This a brand new Miata, As I'm hitting them switches I ride behind Charlie As he's popping a wheelie I finally made it to the party Now he's copping a feely See Da Kurlzz out front Doing tricks on his Heelys Now I'm finna get down Yelling "somebody, beer me!" [Chorus: J-Dog & Charlie Scene] So chug this beer with me! Get drunk with Charlie Scene! Sense this urgency! ‘Cause I ain't trying to get drunk alone! So smoke this joint with me! Get high off Funny's weed! Sense this urgency! ‘Cause I ain't trying to get high alone! [Verse 2: Charlie Scene & Funny Man] I rolled up to the party in my Honda, Funny followed me is his Mazda Miata Damn what a baller Top down, what a primadonna Those spinners that he brought are Straight outta AutoZone for thirty dollars Money, we have nada Let's go inside I'll follow They didn't let us in So we hopped a wall But I dropped you That's when I lost you I didn't try to call you I ran into a crowd Of celebrities and Popparazzi And they shot up Pictures of me and Dennis Hopper Now I need a doctor Yo, Little Jon, you're Crunk juice and vodka Is turning me into a monster One more shot and I'mma gone-ah But Charlie Scene I saw'n you Stick your dick in the salsa! I don't want no drama I'd rather have my anaconda Deep-throated by piranhas [Chorus: J-Dog & Charlie Scene] So take these pills with me! Got them from J-D-O-G! Sense this urgency! ‘Cause I don't wanna get high alone! So take this ecstasy! They must be J3T's! Sense this urgency! ‘Cause I ain't trying to get down alone! [Brige: Funny Man] Hey who's going to the rave tonight huh? Hey we'll see Da Kurlzz there he'll be rave-popping! Oh odelay fool! Now who wants to get buzzing? [Chorus: Charlie Scene & J-Dog] So chug this beer with me! Get drunk with Charlie Scene! Sense this urgency! ‘Cause I ain't trying to get drunk alone! So smoke this joint with me! Get high off Funny's weed! Sense this urgency! ‘Cause I ain't trying to get high alone! [Outro: Funny Man & J-Dog & Charlie Scene] Hey kick them down fool! I'm paranoid as a motherf**er right now! I'm f**ing horny now!