I won't write you a letter, I won't call you on the phone, I won't fax you at your office, Still you won't leave me alone I can't be nice to you, I can't be nice to you, I can't be nice to you, Be nice to you, be nice to you, be nice to you I have to laugh when you ask me, With all seriousness about the 'scene', And I don't care what you write, And I don't care what you say, In your useless magazine I can't be nice to you, I can't be nice to you, I can't be nice to you, Be nice to you, be nice to you, be nice to you