Floyd calls me on the phone, And I usually don't mind if he won't leave me alone, But today has been a busy day if there is such a thing anyway, My cats look bored, They're hunting down flies on the kitchen floor, The neighborhood isn't my favourite place any more Maybe if I cut my hair, I can fall into a new undiscovered despair, I haven't got anything clean today to wear One plus one - my cats look bored, Two plus two - the kitchen floor, Three plus three - my favourite place, Four plus four - not any more I've been gone for two months, I'm out of touch, out of time, out of everyone, Now I know that a weekend in Manila is not much fun Now I'm back at home, But I can't remember when I last felt so alone, Misery calls every minute on the telephone One plus one - been gone two months, Two plus two - I'm out of touch, Three plus three - my VJ's gone, Four plus four - not very fun I may be home, But if you'd please leave your message at the sound of the tone, Excuse me for my fear of the telephone My house, my tomb, I can't even write a song about sitting in my room, There's no room to sit, I just wait in apprehensive gloom One plus one - I may be home, Two plus two - the sound, the tone, Three plus three - excuse my fear, Four plus four - the telephone One plus one - I may be home, Two plus two - the sound, the tone, Three plus three - excuse my fear, Four plus four, four, four One plus one - I may be home, Two plus two - the sound, the tone, Three plus three - excuse my fear, Four plus four - the telephone