[Verse I] Sitting listening to Stevie Martin comedy Chilling with them windows down, someone tries calling me Voice is not monotonous, sounds almost like God and see He's filing through piles of the miles that I've walked today Asking if he wants to hang but schedule is over banged Theories that I'm hearing have been steering me against the praying Starting up the engine turn the wheel towards Sarnia Practice got me sneezing and wheezing breathing in pollen drops As Cotter gets too “Cotter” hot, boiling in water pots Foiling the counterplots as all my algebra forgotten But we lay upon the mattress Sleeping perpendicular to the door's axis Access granted planted in the wooden ground Spirited away ears peeling to the soot in sound [Verse II] Whispering to slithering in synchronizing timidly Contrary to Irish sailing Vikings are pillaging Really on their k**ing sprees, crawling over centipedes Bugging for their chance to be the last one to dance Back to the storyline, more important than what's in mind Yankee blue hues consume the room and soon in time Dressing up for the last Winterfest Should've retitled that sh** a sinnerfest And I wonder am I still gonna be the best To come out 55987 heaven repping Chi Ro crest Zoom ahead to Graduation day Say them salutations save allegories to later dates Find it harder to yell siyanara to the Cotter sauna throng And split the squads up like me and Abba, sorry father Major stages of the waning moon fading soon Second time around what will I say to you? Gratitude to you for shoeing through the doom and gloom Including fumes spewing from epidemical choo choos Moving back to Edgeview Looking at my thoughts at twenty four I never meant to Before you get to be the chef sous First you gotta take words from them fools that test food And even though it rambles on and on Candles flicker on for a second and then a poof be gone Should we let bygones be bygones and watch others Fake it to make it and call them icons It's like they're all following Simon But what if Simon dies on? Who they rely on? Who's gonna call the shots? Brick laying bartending and patients cots [Verse III] Patience is a virtue What makes you stronger claims to hurt you Reach double life when they turn two Angels have wings so I think we are birds too Slipping falling off the cliff of earth Diving from a standstill for what it's worth And when I die, the color burst God is saving pews from me and you in his mother church Lying cold as an icicle Feel a tear from your eye trickle From a bird's eye view, I giggle As them two year olds laugh at Stevie as they ride with you [Outro - Steve Martin] If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me