Ivan "Doc" Rodriguez - How To Roll A Blunt lyrics

[Production by Redman & Pete Rock] [Intro] Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sh*t!! Check it out Yo, 1992 begins a new wave for the blunt rollers You know what I'm sayin'? The saga of the Phillie Blunt continues The flava's the P-Funk y'all, get wit it Check it out... [Verse 1] Check out a new type of gimmick which is splendid Since you're down with other sh**, let's see if you're down with this It's about strictly trying to roll a blunt When you get the hang of it, you'll carry more blunts than Archie Bunk' First of all, you get a fat bag of ism From Uptown, any local store sells the sh**, friend Purchase a Phillie—not the city of Philly, silly punk I'm talking about the cigar, the Phillie Blunt Lick the blunt and then the Phillie Blunt middle you split Don't have a razor blade, use your f**in' fingertips Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip Roll it in a motion, then the top piece you lick Seal it, dry it wit your lighter if ya gotta The results, mmmmmmmm....proper [Hook] That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt Let's all roll a blunt...and get f**ed up (Peace to Pete Rock) That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt (Peace to Pete Rock) That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt Let's all roll a blunt...and get f**ed up, yeah [Verse 2] The second paragraph might makes you laugh When a brotha rolls a blunt and his breath smells like pure a** That's when you know you gotta take the blunt from him 'Cause his breath has the dragon in the dungeon (Yo, yo, yo, light the blunt. uh yo, here's the lighter..) I would if this sh** would stop drippin' wit saliva And if you gonna lick it, don't drown it with your spit, sh** I dunno what dick or last puss' you licked quick And how 'bout the non-blunt rollin' females That always f**s it up 'cause they don't wanna break their Lee nails (hee hee hee hee hee, sorry Red for spilling it...) [BEEEITCH] You better pickup every seed of it Because I paid 10 bills for the get ill And for spilling it, you better get lost or get grill Bo know everything from sports to other stuff But I bet you Bo don't know to roll a blunt [Hook] That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt Let's all roll a blunt...and get f**ed up That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt That's how you roll a blunt Let's all roll a blunt...and get f**ed up, yeah ("Hey, n***a, pa** the goddamn blunt. sh**! What you holding it all day for?) Sit yo' big a** down... [Outro] Yo, yo, check this out I want all the real n***as out there and the females too If you got a fat blunt in ya mouth and you feeling high as hell I want y'all to repeat after me, check it out I'm f**ed up (I'm f**ed up...) I'm f**ed up (I'm f**ed up...) I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell...) I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell) Yeah Last but not least, Redman like to say peace To all the blunt rollers from the Tri-State to the Middle East And gimme a blunt when I kick the bucket Devil or no devil, when high, I am the wrong one to be f**ed with So everybody, put they blunt up in the air Take a puff, blow the smoke out like ya just don't care So...(pump up the volume)...so it's heard thru the next block I'm out, peace to Redd Foxx, I'm off to the cess spot... Yeah, DJ Twinz in the house Yeah, Redman's in the house Yo, peace to Pack Pistol Posse, the 4,5,6 Yo, I'm out Yo Reg, turn this sh** off, man (Yo, turn that sh** off...)