It is so hard to pee When someone's watching me This unknown driving force That keeps him locked Inside it starts to burst Outside pray for the first Drop to fall outta your pants Your wiener's blocked I wanna gain control over my penis I wanna tell him what to do I want him to take the girls to mars and venus I wanna teach him how to poo A girl's on top of me She's as cute as can be Without a single word I get undressed My wieners' time has come Don't disappoint me son As always he's too quick I gave my best I wanna gain control over my penis I wanna tell him what to do I want him to take the girls to mars and venus I wanna teach him how to poo