[Intro: Nappy aka Napzilla aka Napstar aka Napkin aka Napsack] :^| [Verse Uno: J-Franks] I got a big old dick, that's why they call it a fatty And I got a big stick, that's why it's a Caddie Now do me a favor and get in my bed I would certainly prefer if you gave me head I'm writing this verse while takin' a sh** All I need is your mouth and it's blumpkin, b**h I'mma unload right in your mouth girl You gotta promise me you'll try and not hurl But it's okay if you do I have a vomit fetish, that's between me and you I also like it when my face is in your crotch And I pretend your pubes belong to Chris Bosh Speakin' of which, I think you should shave Cause that road is rough, baby you need to pave Now I gotta find my berertta and let that thing pop I got some minorities to hit cause I am a cop [Verse Dos: iRod (Bob Ross)] I got 99 problems none being my clothes I gotta' keep it 100 when I flex on hoes I gotta' girl in a suit and tie, that b**h is super dyke Black suit with a black tie, because I'm super white Hard in the paint when I got a fresh suit on Harder than Bob Ross with LeBron James shoes on I spit it hot, dog, get your ketchup and poupon I sh** on other rappers, hows it feel to get pooped on? Look at all my money, I'm screaming "f** coupons!" Enough money I could travel the world, Chris Duhon A few more bars so I'm 'finna put my deuce on I'm k**in' all ya'll, go 'head put your noose on Money$Monday so you know you get a new song Money$Team back at it, and you know it's been too long Sixteen bars like I went and hopped on two songs I love 2 Chainz, but I got me a few onnnn