V1/ Honey, do you see While you're sittin' there Two good legs, two good arms Your bu*t stuck in that chair It's get me this, reach me that Fry the bacon, feed the cat You're still in that chair, that's where yer at C1/ I tried to satisfy All your wishes and your wants Soon these Honey Dos Gonna turn into Don'ts So honey you'd better choose Do you want me, or these Honey Dos? V2/ Honey, when I'm away You always got to know Who I see, what I do And everywhere I go And it's, while yer out, here's the list Drop off that, pick up this Yer still in that chair, that's where you is C2/ Please don't make me try To get away from you I'm right here for ya, baby But ya gotta give me somethin' too Honey you'd better choose Do you want me, or these Honey Dos? B/ I'd do most everything That I ever could do All the love I got I only give ta you Honey, if you knew A lover from a crutch You'd know that everything yer doin' Don't amount ta much V1/ Honey, do you see While you're sitting there With two good legs, and two good arms And your bu*t still stuck in that chair It's get me this, reach me that Fry the bacon, feed the cat You're still in that chair, just gettin' fat C1/ Tried to satisfy All your wishes and your wants Soon these Honey Dos Are gonna turn into Don'ts So honey you'd better choose Do you want me, or these Honey Dos? {Honey you'd better choose Do you want me, or these Honey Dos?} ( 2x ) Spoken: Honey do this, honey do that Reach for this, reach for that Now where is please? Where is thank you? Yer making a very large a**umption And you know what they say about the word a**umption Now you know you king of this castle (As long as I'm in it) But you gotta put a little please in there sometimes And every now 'n' then think of some Honey Don'ts to say Y'know? You got me I wouldn't stay here, if I didn't love ya But every now and then, put in some please and thank yous Do ya Honey Do? Turn 'em into Honey Don'ts