If there’s a threat across the map you know he’s gonna show Collecting his chimes while on his way to roam His tempered fate is up It’s dropping from above He’ll freeze you in time Then his team follows up (Hey, It’s goin’ down) Placing his “Caretaker’s Shrines†Stunning with his “Cosmic Binds" (Hey, it’s goin’ down) Protecting Runeterra using all he’s got And when the time comes he’s engaging the fights Gettin' all the shrines man, who needs pots? You ain’t gonna lose tonight Just like sona, he 'aint gonna talk Full team Zhonyas, what a co*k block! His first hit’ll slow ya, the second one’ll lock Everybody portal if you’re caught Attack with Meeps like Pikmin Wait a few seconds and throw ‘em again Wandering around placin' health packs He’s the caretaker, call him Baymax You ask if imma support and i’ll say, “Yes†Cause I got my homie Bard and he’s the best Blakinola: Cruisin through the rift, pickin up chimes Don't you worry about ganks, cause i'm always on time Catch a couple health packs, you won't regret it Yeah you the patient, cuz bard is your medic Nami and graves, lane is so hectic Jungle campin bot, so we better respect it Incoming gank turn around and STOP (bard ult) Outplayed so strong, goin straight to the top Gonna leave lane, i gotta go roam Stackin up chimes so i'm in my zone You can meet the meeps, pretty cool bros Splash damage to the face and they keep you slowed Come on let's go, got a game to win Pop talisman so we're goin all in A cosmic protector, a force like no other TL;DR he's up in this mother, it's goin down Bridge: Everybody gonna get ulted I said everybody gonna get ulted When his Tempered Fate is up Don't give up He's saving us Keeping us alive