InsideOut - Jackie Chan lyrics

Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he If you need a hero, he's gonna be around If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down If you're all alone and you're getting whooped Honey he'll show up, and he'll back you up He can beat Ralph Machio, or Mr. Miyagi Jean Claude Van Damme is tough but he can't compete Jackie Chan is he, he's in your T.V Oh, he can do a high kick He can do a roundhouse He can punch your teeth out Might be just one guy Maybe more than ten guys He'll still get the knockout 'Cuz you know he's got a black belt in Jiu Jitsu Karate and Kung-Fu, he's magic He speaks with a cool accent; he's from the orient Jackie Chan is he, he's in your TV He's not like Arnold, or those other runts He takes great pride in doing his own stunts He leaps off buildings, don't do him no harm He's broken forty bones in his left arm Everybody was kung-fu fighting Jackie Chan is fast as lightning Everybody was kung-fu fighting Jackie Chan is fast as lightning Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he If you need a hero, he's gonna be around If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down