"Is this on?" "Gather round my wealthy friends And endure the horrifying sights Only your worst nightmares can produce Actual human beings of a deformed nature Come at once And come and enduldge yourself In our own twisted amusement of Another's misfortune Yes, ladies and gentlemen Enter our three ring show of freaks" [Violent J] Ring one, a dung a dung dung My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue To the desk in school then I run down the hall Scaring the sh** out of all y'all b**hes Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties Just cause I don't look like everybody I guess they're bunch of richboys, b**hboys Scary, bluuuuuah! And what's the big deal about my neck Just because now and then I like to let it stretch Up a couple feet to get a better sight Is that any reason to scream and run in fright No, so, now how ya gonna act? So what if I got another arm growing out of my back I guess I'm just another freak show thing And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing [Chorus (2x)] Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding It's the same as everywhere [Shaggy 2 Dope] Ring two, how do you do? I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced b**h, who? You don't try to front ho Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow So maybe there's a leg growing out my neck But don't jet baby, heh, not yet I'm popping in like a pound of lead Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head Oh sh**, I knew I had to f** up my circuits Cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows Like batboy, hermaphrodites and old man crow But then I escaped to the ghetto zone Started a crew of my own, motherf**er, I'm not alone So don't be stickin your finger in my face skank Or your stomach might receive a shank from the... [Chorus (2x)] "I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves Here at our three ring exhibit But to be honest I really don't see What's so f**ing funny about it These f**ing people are real!" [Both] Ring three, the ICP Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me That's how you get f**ed up We'll squeeze your windpipe shut [Violent J] Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird Half Snake woman kick my love to the cuuuuuuurb She busted into my tent, now I'm f**ed Had the fat bearded lady in the bu*t, uh [Shaggy 2 Dope] f** that, b**h, s** that I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac Just two balls hanging with no protection soooooooo I move real careful and slow [Violent J] You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak Call me Don Knots cuz I'm getting on it every week, uh [Shaggy 2 Dope] So come see the carnival and throw me your change, b**h I chill with the three rings [Chorus(2x)] "Well, that's it I hope you're satisfied I hope you had a good time You f**ing heartless ba*tards You saw what you wanted So grab your f**ing kids And that fat flop of sh** wife of yours And get the f** out of our circus tent You cold-hearted sons of b**hes You think they look f**ed up Just wait till I kick your f**ing lips in a couple times You'll be sittin up here like a b**h And we'll laughing at your folded a** They'll call you lumpy After I done put knots All over your f**in forehead Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot You f**ing little b**h Come here, I'll shove that f**ing corn dog up your a** Get the f** out of here Show's f**ing over Get the f** out of here You f**ing heartless ba*tards"