Insane Clown Posse - Red Neck Neck 99 lyrics

Ain't that about a hoot What you so mad about? Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills Lookin for a piece of that tender young a**, yaww Let me tell you my thelma lou knows better than to Give her puddin to anybody else but pa Rappin to this b**h with a red neck A red neck, them f**in red neck Rappin to this b**h with a red neck Violent j gonna step to that red a** neck b**h you're a red neck But i gives a f** i'm bout to step I never met a southern belle cowpolk And i know till now you've only f**ed your kinfolk b**h i can't believe that Everytime you smile you look like cactus jack Just cut the lights out Cause i still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out b**h i knows you's a freak Lemme b**h slap that bu*t cheek And try to keep your toothless mouth shut And don't say sh** you funky a** fat b**h I don't square dance I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants But you quick to act like you didn't know Like you didn't know that i'm a juggalo gigalo b*atch wait hold up (what?) I can't have pa starin at my bu*t Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed All i need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs b**h you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a b**h (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**h (come again y'all) b**h you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a b**h (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a (what?) funky b**h Rappin to this b**h with a red neck A red neck, a chicken a** red neck A b**h with a beard and a red neck Hey yo shaggy step to that red a** neck b**h it's shaggs Before i teabag your face take off them rags You been chillin in the barn all night and day Shovelin horse sh** and f**in with hay b**h it's your neden i'm finna tag I don't give a f** play your ricky skaggs Yeah that's right f** conway twitty With your red a** nipple on your red neck titty b**h i'm rollin down south With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth And sport a hank allen cowboy hat But after i tap it, man f** that b**h i'm from the big city And i'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty Aww sh** it's wilbur's daughter Fondlin pig nuts and i caught her b**h drop them hog balls She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers She looked like a crow that's all i know But i still f**ed that red neck hoe b**h you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a b**h (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**h (come again y'all) b**h you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a b**h (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a (what?) funky b**h I know a red neck b**h named wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks Chicken face b**h two or three good teeth But if i ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach Now i remember when she milked the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, a** hangin all out Got me itchin on my balls, and i'm rubbin my wang That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang Hey there missy i'm from the east And i wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my bu*t like you do your pa's Or i can hide my meat in between your jaws And even hum a little sumthin sweet by clint black While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac You like it rough b**h don't you i'ma bring the pain She said ain't that damn movie by john wayne Rappin to this b**h with a red neck A red neck, a chicken a** red neck A fat bubbly b**h with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck b**h it's twiztid with a z You red neck hoe is you f**in with me? Neden scabbed up like a horses a** But i'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag b**h what the f**? Smells like a pile of dead fish in your bu*t Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle And i saw more teeth on an apple b**h you better ask uncle gus Or you and the rest of the clampett's will get f**ed up Oh me? i talk to the spirits Witches, demons, and they all keep screamin b**h you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a b**h (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**h (come again y'all) b**h you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a b**h (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a (what?) funky b**h b**h you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a b**h (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**h (come again y'all) b**h you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a b**h (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**h (come again y'all) b**h you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a b**h (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a (what?) funky b**h Round up you boys And you head down south Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth Round up you boys And you head down south Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth