Insane Clown Posse - The Neden Game (Alternate Version) lyrics

[Game Show Host] Let's meet contestant number one He's a skitsofrantic, serial k**er clown Who says women love his s**y smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question? [Sharon] Contestant number one I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family ... Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick? [Violent J] Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "fu*k YOU!!!" Hurry up b**h, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd kick her in the bu*t and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f**ing lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-f** her till I nut in my underwear *applause* [Game Show Host] Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him "Stretch Nuts." Sharon, let's hear your question [Sharon] I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know? [Shaggy 2 Dope] First thing, I could never love you You sound like a little richie-b**h, fu*k YOU!!! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other motherf**ers outta here I'd go through your phone book and k** em all And find contestant number one and break his f**ing jaw (what?!) Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing f**ing nuggets off all day I'd tell you that I love you, if you don't say it back I'd have to chump-slam your neck and dislocate your back I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can And then I'd club you in the head, like a CAVEMAN!!! When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your a** crack!! *applause* [Game Show Host] Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon It's a tough choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden [Sharon] Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the Same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would Your pick up line be? Whoever's the smoothest wins! [Violent J] Okay, first, I'd sliiiiide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how f**ing fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake! [Shaggy 2 Dope] f** that, you'd be jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and slap you in the f**in' face [Violent J] Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, f** you, I got a strong rap sh**, you don't want contestant number two, he's mad wack I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up on a bucket, (ugh!) trying to f** it It was a big f**ing smelly, a** farm llama [Shaggy 2 Dope] Daaaaamn dawg! How you gonna diss your momma?!