Insane Clown Posse - Pumpkin Carver lyrics

Hey money got a big a** head Folded like a, like a stop sign f** dawg, hey We gotta go get that motherf**in ball a brains You know what i'm sayin, f** dat What? you wanna make a song about d**h Squeezin on a neck until it's all outta breath You wanna hear me rap about being the hardest Well f** that from now on i'm an artist I carve pumpkins chop chewy Slice, swing twice, stab screwy, ooey Chewy, dewy, gooey, slop It all starts with a quick chop, drop Pumpkin rolls on the floor Almost out the front door (oh we can't have that) Cut along the hair line (bowl cut) Hold the pumpkin between your legs and lift up Boing brains snippity snip all the veins Snip, cut What? what the matter? You don't wanna do it? Well f** it then screw it You'll never a pumpkin carver Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby Socal, motown collectin bodies Twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings Halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby Socal, motown collectin bodies Twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings Halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween What? you don't like this rhyme? I can't be on point all the time f** it's halloween I gotta make a living somehow I'm a professional pumpkin sculptor Alright motherf**a now First, hollow the container Scrape that b**h with a hanger Whatever just get something Just get the motherf**er all hollowed out Like you could fill it up with lemonade, And pour it out the mouth if ya wanted to. Umm never leave the eyes in tact They'll turn all blue and puff out and sh** (wack) Always remove 'em but keep 'em handy Cause they taste like candy Hahahaha, sike i'm only playin Ok now get the scalpel Slowly cut around the mouth be careful What the f** we needed the lip Here let me give you a little tip Slow the f** down! Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby Socal, motown collectin bodies Twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings Halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby Socal, motown collectin bodies Twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings Halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween (twiztid!) Take a closer look you scary motherf**ers Doesn't my jack-o-lantern look like your little brother? Neck nuggets start to fling, terrors what we bring Twiztid, icp, and the kottonmouth kings Pumpkins are for b**hes; i like my sh** instead Cuz every devil's night we carvin somebody else's head When my meat cleaver chops heads fall to the floor f** buying pumpkins at the grocery store Yeah, yeah alright you done flexed some sk**s on the mike This is my motherf**in little song here right? (right) Let's get back to the subject Now hold steady, steady, steady, ready? Insert the blade along the outer eyelid Very slowly i don't wanna look Oh, you did Ok gently count 25 spec meter outer diameters (huh?) a square I know it's hard you'd probably rather just stab and chop But you'll end up with a pile of slop I've done it before And them ain't, them ain't pumpkin seeds Those are fragments of skull Oh! crunchy Hey nevermind that get back to work Eating on the f**in job you'll never be an expert (oh) What you wanna be a mailman, a plumber, or a barber (no) Or do you wanna be like your uncle violent j? A pumpkin carver Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby Socal, motown collectin bodies Twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings Halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby Socal, motown collectin bodies Twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings Halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween Make this motherf**er sing fool Kick 'em to the spleen Happy halloween I be burnin cali Southern voters i always bring Pletto from the ghetto Nobody's in the meadow When it comes to carvin b**h I'm shaper than gipetto I'm lovin that stiletto Ask your trick or f**in treaters, more than thirty Why i beat and greet the homies with the chiba Ariba! Ariba i was born in this october Now come press rewind motherf**in flows over, over, over...