(vocal ad lib) What is a juggalo? Lemme think for a second. (well?) Oh, he gets bu*t naked. And then he walks through the street winkin' at freaks, Wit a two-liter stuck in his bu*t-cheeks! What is a juggalo? He just don't care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. Cuz he could give a f** less what a b**h thinks, He tell her that her bu*t stinks, and all that, What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish, And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk b**h, Next thing he's pickin' fights with his best friends, Then he starts with the huggin' again, f**, What is a juggalo? A f**in' lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, Then he jumps out a ten-story windowéééoh! (chorus:) What is a juggalo? A juggalo? if that's what it is, well f** if i know. What is a juggalo? I don't know, but i'm down with the clown, and i'm down for life, yo. (end chorus) (chorus) (vocal breakdown) What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody That you've ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and sh** out connect four. What is a jug- What the f**? connec-man, that sh**'s wack. Don't worry 'bout my sh**, just rap, mutha f**er. What is a juggalo? He ain't a b**h boy. He'll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy. Walks right in the house where ya havin' supper, And dip his nuts in ya soupéébloop! What is a juggalo? Well he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni. And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit, Cuz you're a stupid-a** dumb f**in' idiot. What is a juggalo? He's a graduate. He graduated from......well, At least he's got a job, he's not a dumb putz, He works for himself scratchin' his nuts, ha! What is a juggalo? A hulkamaniac. He powerbombs mutha f**as into thumbtacks. (bwa!) People like him till they find out he's unstable. He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!) (chorus) (vocal breakdown) (chorus) (chorus) (vocal breakdown) What is a juggalo?