Insane Clown Posse - Neden Game lyrics

Voice of host: Lets meet contestant number one he's a skitzophranic serial k**a klown who says women love his s**y smile lets see if his charm will work on sharon sharon, whats your question for number 1? Sharon: Number 1, I belive first impressions last forever if u were to eat dinner with me and my family, how would you make it really stick Violent J (Contestant #1):Lets see hmm... we'll I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux ha! But I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her "f** you! Hurry b**h I'm hungry I smell spaghetti.", I'd pinch her loopy a** and tell her get the food ready. Your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in the f**in lips. >Its dinnertime! We're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits! After that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin. Your Mom dries the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry f** her till I nut in my underwear. ~~~applause~~~ Host: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call him stretch nutz sharon, lets hear your question... Sharon: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion a man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if u were to fall in love with me, how exactally would you let me know? First thing, i could never love you, you sound like a richy b**h yo f** you!! but if i did, id probably show you that i care by takin all these mutha f**as outta here id go through your phone book, and whack em all, then find contestant number one and break his f**in jaw (what!!??) anyone that looked at you would have to pay, id be blowin f**in nuggets off all day id grab your titties Stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face id sing love songs to ya the best i can get ya naked and hit it like a cave man!! we go to tha beach and walk Ugh the sand i throw a little in your face and say im just playin as you spit it all out, i rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up your a** crack!! ~~~laughter and applause~~~ Host: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, sharon its a tough choice so far, sharon lets have your last question to find out whos gonna have the rights to your neden Sharon: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be who ever'sthe smoothest wins!! First, id sliiide up the bar, and tell ya that i cant believe how f**in fat you are id say i like the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like ricki lake f** that!! youd be jackin me quick, id order you a drink , and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, id simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face Yeah freak her with your nutz, yo, that'll get her Tell her that shes fat, yeah that'll work even better Look, f** you, i got a strong rap sh** you dont want contestant number two hes mad whack, i walked in a barn, and there he was, standin up on a bucket hooough tryin to f** it it was big f**in it was a f**in smelly a** farm llama Damn dawg!! how ya gonna diss your mama?? ~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~