Insane Clown Posse - Superstar lyrics

If I had things my way, I wouldn't be a zero Rather be respected like Pierre Ferro Every album I touch 5 mics I'd be on MTV with Tommy Lee ridden dirt bikes Me and Fred Durst cooking brought worst And one of those huge barbecues with them Bunny skirts I wouldn't need a barricade at my shows 'cause it would be nothing but celebrity friends the first 10 rows I'd have a 90 pound s*ut on my arm Who likes like a little skinny dude with a perm But she's a super model and she works in Brazil And her daddy places pool on the isle of ??? I remember when I met at a party in France I sent her a rose with a note "May I have this dance?" Jeckel whut? I don't even know who they are If I had things my way, I'd be a superstar [Chorus:] I'm so famous I'm so sweet I'm so neat I can't be beat Call my one time I'm so fashion, I'm divine I'm so famous I'm so sweet I'm so neat I can't be beat Call my one time I'm so fashion, I'm divine I got a call this morning Denis Rodman & Carson Daily They want to meet me up for lunch at the Bailey And I don't even know them people But we famous, so we consider each other equal Where am I from? Oh yea Detroit city I remember that tiny little town, so itty bitty I think I used to have some family there In fact I wonder if. Rmmm... anyway, jauque do my hair Sniffing c**aine off of crystal counter top Kissy face, s**ing on her ruby red lolly pop Shaggy Who? Watch me clean up the ghetto I sleep on a mattress sprinkled with rose pedals Make my music, write my song I'll come sing it And when the royalty check comes, better bring it Mr Masoose come and rub me down gently Mom hers the keys, go and wash the Bentley (Fast Talking I Can't Even Make Out) Superstar.... [Chorus] I'm like a zerko, I s** my drummers dick I ain't gay or nothing, I just did it for kicks I like to play the crazy rock star it helps my rep You shoulda seen me at the movie premiere with Johny Depp I love Hollywood parties, I live like a star I'll kiss your a**, even if I don't know who you are I'll jump in your pictures and I'll get in your way I'm annoying as f**, I'm like that one kid from Sugar Ray Do I remember Twiztid? Of course I do, Twisted Sister, They used to play with Motely Crue Oh you mean them rapper kids that were down with me? No, I don't recall, excuse me, security! I don't need old friends, I'm way bigger Sorry, my phones ringing, it's Tommy Hilfiger I'll see you when I see if I remember who you are After all, you're talking with the superstar [Chorus]