We've got Fun Houses, Murder Go Round's House of Horrors and Wax Museum's Tunnels of Love, Terror Wheel's House of Mirror's and k**ing Fields Lalalalala Ahhhh sh** dum bitty bum I'm Violent J and I f**ed your mom And I'm leadin' this spectacle into your town We've got magic, and voodoo, and wicked clowns Most people don't like these juggalos You can take these nuts and juggle those If you're scared, sleep with your parents under the covers I'll axe all 3 of you muthaf**as We got b**hes with bearded faces Hunch back, acrobatic mental cases Serial murderin' psychopathic's A little red man with little hatchet's, chop! In Detroit we don't Blood or Crip But that don't mean I won't b**h smack that lip We got a mountain of people up down since birth Welcome to the greatest show on earth Everyone come see the greatest show Hand off every line that you know Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me) The magical dark carnival's in town Everyone come see the greatest show Hand off every line that you know Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me) The magical dark carnival's in town I'm Shaggy the clown and I don't give f**s I push old ladies out in front of Mack trucks I pick your daughter up whenever I need Drop her off in the morning smellin' like weed f** Gene Simmons and his drunk a** clique And every other rock band that stole my sh** We's real juggalos with the dead we dance And I'll kick your a** through your leather pants I'm a wizard, I throw wicked hexes And make your nut sack bigger than Texas And as you cry at how fragile it gets I'll stomp it and throw bricks at that b**h I'm a circus sideshow Faygo booza f** video shows and lollapalooza We come from a world far under the dirt To bring you the greatest show on earth, b**h Everyone come see the greatest show Hand off every line that you know Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me) The magical dark carnival's in town Everyone come see the greatest show Hand off every line that you know Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me) The magical dark carnival's in town Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Everybody come, everybody come, everybody Legs Diamond strikes on a chosen chord Mike Clark puts it all through his quija board Me and Shaggy recite the forbidden pa**es That tell you they comin' for them b**h a**es How can you tell if they out to get ya? Look in the mirror see a clown there with ya First you see him, next second he's gone That can only mean that it won't be long We ain't grippin', I'm still keepin' it real I put triple gold daytons on ferris wheels Strap my coffin up to em and roll You can tell I'm comin' cause I shake the flow Tell your b**h a** momma she can s** my dick If she got some kinda problem with my sh** Nothin' can stop us, nothin' will work And all witness the greatest show on earth!! Motherf**a!! Everyone come see the greatest show Hand off every line that you know Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me) The magical dark carnival's in town Everyone come see the greatest show Hand off every line that you know Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me) The magical dark carnival's in town Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Everybody come, everybody come, everybody Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll