Insane Clown Posse - Red Christmas lyrics

Jiggle my mutha f**en balls b**h Insane clown posse back in this mutha f**a Hey yo violent j, whats up? It's christmas, time for a sadah Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter It's midnight, i land my sleigh Make way for jolly st. j Climb down the chimney, for the murder Dressed as the fat man everyone's heard of Shimmy down, shimmy down, what the f**? Somebody help me, i'm stuck Now what to do? I feel whack i got stuck in a chimney stack But i hack And shimmer on down santa claus clown Can't f** around, now livingroom, shhh, i creep Tiptoe's cuz they asleep I pulled out the ax and slid down the hall I got a gift for all of ya'll What's that? i better hide quick Oh f**, it's the real st. nick And he musta been taken a sh** But regardless, i better move quick, now So i jumped him, santa's no joke f**ed around got my damn neck broke He strap, shot, he didn't miss (gunshots and ho ho ho) "i'm dreaming of a dead christmas, The kind you'll never have again, Cuz if you have a dead christmas, That means you're dead and that's the end" Have a merry christmas you f**in chump, Seasons greatings loser, yo 2 dope kick it! Jack frost nibbles, ha, but f** that I aint got a home so he nibbles on my nutsack And my bu*tcrack, toes, and elbows My nutz is froze f** you hoes So i made a friend like me, a snow man He was down with the clown like a blow man Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal And a pipe, we fill it with endo Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes He ate snowballs, i ate cornflakes And we both would freeze our ballz off I was there every time his head fallz off I put it back on for him with a smile He was my boy, made from a snow pile Then the storm came, a blizzard Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard We pulled through we hid in an alley The next day it was like sunny valley He was meltin i was just fine He got pissed and pulled out a nine "if i'm gonna die you should come with me cuz we boyz" (gunshot) it hit me Damn i'm dyin, i'm dead he got his wish And all i got was another red christmas "silent night, violent fight Now i'm dead One to the head Christmas this year seemed so whack" Happy new year b**h boy i got a new years resolution For your chicken a** mutha to kiss my mutha f**en a**, woo! jingle bellz, jingle bellz jingle all the way Pa** your f**en mom up if the icp don't play, Hey wicked clowns, wicked clowns b**hes drop your drawers Don't talk back just s** my sack and fiddle with my ballz Yeah, icp, southwest for life, Christmas time know what i'm sayin, Mr. chris cringle, you fat b**h, mutha f**a never came, sh**, i'm a slap your across your red a** face mutha f**a, ugh Southwest down On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me 12 dead chicken boys 11 stinking b**hes 10 bigot's dying 9 mothers b**hing 8 crackhead babies 7 redneck hoes 6 rotting bodies 5 cases of faygo, hey! 4 neden holes 3 fat stanks 2 splatterd dogs and 1 dead governor e