I gotta tell him I gotta be a man and handle my business I know he's gonna hate me I gotta call'em What up dawg? What you been up to? Oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out Me and you, we been down for a while right We been here and there, we been pretty tight Somethin happened last night that you might get upset about But hear me out, I didnt mean nothin by it, Im gonna make this quick I gave your momma this dick I dunno how it happened I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin' I was over there mowin' the gra** And I could feel her eyes all up on my a** And then I went inside to make a phone call And there she was with her tittie hanging out her bra One thing just led to another Next thing you know, I'm bu*t-f**ing your mother Please dont hate me But I been f**in your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me But I been f**in your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) You never should have trusted a juggalo Don't hang up, I still got more Your momma gives head like a h**n who*e I wasn't thinking about you as my bud When she spread my bu*t cheeks and went for the Milk Dud We broke out with your grandpa's gin And got drunk, I f**ed her with a bowling pin She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts Your mommas one of my favorite s*uts She likes lickin from the back of my balls To the tip of my dick with one big lick She calls me her big teddy bear (growl) I chase her around in my underwear I'll admit I like spanking her bu*t I used your sock though to catch my nut Dont worry, I put it back, I knew I better Thats why your toes been stickin together hahahaha Please dont hate me But I been f**in your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me (please dont hate me) But I been f**in your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) You never should have trusted a juggalo(please don't hate me) Maybe they call you a termihater(please don't hate me) If this was a swamp youd be a allihater(please don't hate me) You could use a cold gla** of haterade(please don't hate me) Sure come up, bring the ellihater(please don't hate me) Your moms a** looks like oatmeal yo Its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though And I aint trying to diss her either Im only sayin I wish you would trim her beaver some Every hair is like a foot long b**h looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes Its allright with me though I dont mind as long as I can locate the P-hole And your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin Here I am stuffin her muffin Not to mention the pickle buffin And I hope me and you are still cool Im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow And we plan on f**in again, allright, Ill talk to you later Peace EMINEM(ooooooooooh) (D'Zam someone got f**ed up n***a) Please dont hate me But I been f**in your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'msorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me (please dont hate me) But I been f**in your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) You never should have trusted a juggalo Please dont hate me (Hey) But I been f**in your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me (please dont hate me) But I been f**in your mother loose lately Please dont hate me You never should have trusted a juggalo (chanting)