Insane Clown Posse - Boing Boing lyrics

*go slow go slow go slow you've got an awfully big co*k!* b**hes get sprung when I walk by, I don't know if its my a** or maybe cause I talk fly. No lie, as soon as I speak to em' they all want me to screw em' I introduce myself and panties start fallin no dinner dates f** stallin your girl his wife it don't matter they all want this dick hole platter It's dangerous for any chick on my arm, other hoes wanna cause em' bodily harm Maybe cause I wear my jeans so tight But they all fight for the right to f** me all night, These hoes wanna kiss any time any place and have clown paint smudged all on their face, They steal my number, catch me on the internet tell me all has the nedens are drippin' wet b**hes hang around my home like stray cats, tryna catch a mother f**er shirtless it could be my profile or haircut but I turn sweetie boos into s*uts! I take it in the bu*t is what the lady at the store said. She come by Walgreens offerin' head and I'm gettin free food up at Subway, every b**h and her momma love J!! *Chorus* I can't help but spring these hoes, and they all wanna f** me,make love to me. And I'm quick to leave a b**h sprung, and I'm quick to leave a b**h sprung Your lady's got eyes for me, And I know when your f**in her she cries for me Females judges sentences me to take time i tell em all to Make a single file dick line, ugly ducklings and beautiful angels they all droppin they thongs to their ankles Maybe its my cologne, right guard, I dont know but for this dick yo they fight hard Hoes love throwin their panties at me, poopstains and all My brains in awe, is it my swagga? or is it my (?) they want a piece of this wang nut pie I could be itchin my athletes feet, and hoes be like aww thats so sweet. And everything translates to s**, b**hes beggin me to flex my pecks. Slippin me digits, turn around and goose me, fightin' off ten at a time like jet lee. sh**s ridiculous, I'm like slow down, I got plenty of pipe to go around. Two are in the kitchen, three in the bath tub, im with somebody fat wife makin mad love. Real women (?) you can ask my b**h, your momma knows!! *Chorus* I can't help but spring these hoes, and they all wanna f** me,make love to me. And I'm quick to leave a b**h sprung, and I'm quick to leave a b**h sprung Oh its been so co*k s**ing long since I , Oh its been so co*k s**ing long since I, Oh its been so co*k s**ing long since I, Oh its been so co*k s**ing long since I tasted a big prick like yours! x2 *Chorus* I can't help but spring these hoes, and they all wanna f** me,make love to me. And I'm quick to leave a b**h sprung, and I'm quick to leave a b**h sprung Mannn! f** all these f**ing sprung a** hoes! Yo, this b**h ain't gettin no dick, (?) ain't gettin no dick, f** that (?) I don't give a f** who the f** you are. Unless (?) you ain't gettin none! and f** you too b**h!! *skit* "Louann, get me another beer. I'm so sorry Jack but there ain't none left. Come here Louann, what, closer, what? Come here Louann, *slaps* what do you mean theres no god damn beer left? Dammit you been drinkin my beers women. No Jack I swear. And shut that f**ing kid up before he gets another whoppin."