Insane Clown Posse - Mad Professer lyrics

He he he Oh sh** he's here Hi Hi ya doing Is this the right place for that furniture ahh Yeah sure is come on in Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch so that's the couch eh Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there That's pretty f**in nice i haven't seen whoa, you all right there? Excuse me real apolstry I ain't seen nothin like that since sh**, like back in the Mother f**er You want my couch You mother f**er I need your muther f**in brain You can't have my couch What da the f** you thinking Now come here you big fat muther f**er get on the table I was never popular this i'll admit f** school School never liked me cool All the kids would always beat me till i'm half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that sh** never bothered me See momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement And that's where my free time Well were my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times Cluck cluck cluck then it was dead I made a lot of things though Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha sh** yeah But im still lonely i need a homie So i collected limbs and made me a zombie I could have made me a girlie friend But f** that i got my girlie right here yeah You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity So this is like where you live That's right why you don't like it I mean oh my god it's dirty Do you like? Hehe shut up b**h Give me your tippie toes I used some many body parts it was crazy I k**ed a whole bunch of muther f**er like what 80 They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on I hear the other children outside Keep it down you little b**hes i'll skin your f**in hide Trunks full this parts wack Somehow i gotta attach this nut sack sh** f** i'm sawing of an elbow Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low Or better yet look out the f**in window I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll Screw the head on come on come It's the dugish rugish bone Ok it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz f** sh** didn't work You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity Hey Hey you call for a wrecker Sure did come on in I got the truck ready out side i'm gonna go ahead Oh muther f**o what you'd hit me With a f**in frying pan or somethin What the f**, You crazy muther f**o ow that sh** hurts Come here I'm gonna f** you up Get back here He's trying to k** me It wasn't always easy let me tell ya But f** that uhh cause i ain't no failure I put the sh** with the veins and snip that wait a minute You here that Yeah It's alive i just gotta wake it up Hand me that rock and lime Pour it in the cup and give it to his a** wait hold up pause I ain't cleaning his draws man f** that Get him set get 'im ready its all most time Paint his ugly a** face up almost like mine I see him twitching i'm on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival Turn the hertz all the way up for this sh** And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit Did it work you make the call? Shaggy? What up y'all? You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity (3x)