Insane Clown Posse - I Hate Santa Claws lyrics

(featuring Anybody k**a) (Bum) Change, please? Christmas change. (ABK) Happy holidays y'all, give me a gift Let me sing a little jingle while you drink that fifth (Jingle Bells) Tell Santa that he better stop frontin' That cookie eatin' mother f**er never leavin' nothin' But this year I swear I won't let it happen Sleighs, gifts and reindeer we Christmas jackin' (gimme that) Surround sound, hot chocolate for days Bumpin' through the neighborhood, actin' like we paid (look what we got) We had to get him, it was just that time J and I was fed up, and we wanted to shine (wanted to shine) But now we got anything you ever wanted Yeah, he was old but he had a fat wallet (cha-ching) Only workin' one day a year With a plush-red suit and a iced-out beard Slingin' snow in the north pole to a bunch of fiends Little guys with big ears that make toys for free Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) (Violent J) Uh, it was cold out, I seen a fat man comin' I hid behind a chimney And bust him in the skull with a bottle of Jim Beam I rolled him off the roof and onto the driveway And jumped in his sleigh ride and tried to fly away Rudolph bossed off on me, he wouldn't move I had to kick him in his a**, outta put him in groove Take me to the hood, to all the poor little kids This year, everybody about to get some good sh** We landed on a house, I went for the chimney But the roof was feeble, I crashed through and smashed through the kitchen table Daddy came bustin' out the bedroom strapped Third shot blew off my Santa hat, f** that I ran out the back door and I hopped a wall Steady whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like f** off, then took off I almost caught a slug in the a**, and became a ghost of Christmas past over that sh** (over that bullsh**) Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) (ABK) Dashing through the snow, smokin' lots of dro Pullin' chicks with expensive gifts Just to get that ho ho ho, you know what I mean Don't get us wrong, we're gonna give to the kids Super Santa's hookin' up all the little sh**s (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we gettin' to' up A case of malt liquor, and a sack that makes ya throw up (Violent J) Santy Claus wears panty drawers He never decked my halls, he can lick my balls I got no chimney, but I left the door unlocked Nothin' but pine needles and an empty sock Thanks a lot and f** off fata** Why we need coats for kids if you so bada** Only rich boys get big toys from Santa I waited all night in my pajamas mother f**er (ABK) Take your a** to bed. f** Santa Claus Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) (ABK) It's Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know