(Shaggy 2 Dope) My name is Shaggy But some call me Shaggy Balls 'cause you can me my ball sac Hangin out my drawls I wear short shorts b**hes stop and stare Later on you see me partin through the Cotton hair I meet a b**h I always gotta check and ask "How many corndogs been to the Cotton patch?" And when I f** b**hes ask what i'm tryin to do My nuts is people so i try and stuff em in there too Cotton Candy is wasn't made for the mouth Don't believe me just take a look down South Rottin Candy is what you'll find with out a doubt I stick my wang in the Cotton hole and then I'm out Jump Steady, Rude Boy, nad Nate the Mack They huntin Cotton And Shaggy Shaggs knows where it's at So don't be stingy There's more than one Wicked Clown And b**h you got enough Cotton here to go around Now some b**hes want to go and shave they Cotton off Straight to the Candy I'm wit it I won't get lost That's why I bring da clippers wit me They comin in handy When you f**in round wit the Cotton Candy (Chorus) x2 HHHHHHEEEEEEYYYYY Cotton Candy Yeah Hey Hey Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth she told me (Violent J) My name is J The kids call me Jiggy pants 'cause I can play the flute And make my dick start ta dance Like a snake I make it shake, rattle, and roll And this year my balls made it to the Cotton Bowl Unlike Shaggy He scared of the Cotton Pie I ate so much Cotton Candy I got pink eye I can remember the first time I had a taste She pulled her panties down And shoved her Cotton in my face I said "Your daddy's home" She said "So f**in what" I tried to take my ding-a-ling and stick it in her bu*t I tried to push it in I couldn't turn it out She said "Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth" OH sh*t! So what was I ta do Run like a b**h Or have the Cotton Stew I thought for a moment Then I said "What The f**!" I ate so much Cotton that my tongue came out her bu*t BBBBWWWW b**h I'll have another bowl My boys had to come and get me 'cause I lost control On the way home I had a new attitude I'm like "Hey let's go eat some more p**y dude" (repeat chorus)