Innocent Cabbage - Happy Pants lyrics

Oh I am so happy when I walk down the street everyone I meet says 'Why are you so happy?'. I tell them it's because of happy pants, happy pants will make you happy. You've got to wear pants, alooe looe! Cheap who*e's hors d'oeuvres cover our copied man*script, hips pop crack and flex, the in-crowds clever cadaver's got no gag reflex. I site rule 34 on authenticity and I need not pants to have credibility. You forgot to wear pants.