Couldn't wake up this morning while I was ending a break I was late so I try to hurry hurry I was running in the street and I broke my heels Oooooh, what a wonderful bad day, I've got to call a friend Mister H, come and give me some happiness Mister H, come and show me some love Mister H, come and give me some tenderness Mister H, come and give me a hug! I couldn't make it till my office So my boss was yelling on my phone I had to cry and cry and say I'm sorry Then I met my s**y neighbour with his stupid boyfriend I want to be a man so I could be so gay I could be his boyfriend or even just one day Mister H, come and give me some happiness Mister H, come and show me some love Mister H, come and give me some tenderness Mister H, come and give me a hug! I saw my ex-man with his beautiful wife and their perfect baby Mister H, come and give me some happiness Mister H, come and show me some love Mister H, come and give some tenderness Mister H, come and give me some happiness Mister H, come and show me some love Mister H, come and give me some tenderness Mister H, Mister H, Mister H Mister H, come and give me some happiness Mister H, come and show me some love Mister H, come and give me some tenderness Mister H, come and give me a hug!