Infectious Grooves - Closed Session lyrics

(Interlude) Guard : Hey. Hey, excuse me. Closed session Sarsippius: What you mean closed session? Guard : It's a closed session here. No one's allowed. Nobody Sarsippius: What are you talking about? Guard : You're... You're gonna have to leave Sarsippius: I will... You know who I am? Guard : No, I don't know who you are and you're gonna have to leave right now Sarsippius: I am Aladin Sarsippius Sulemanagic Jackson the third Guard : (laughs) I don't care what you did on who. You're gonna have to leave Sarsippius: Listen man. Listen brother. I am the world-renowned reptilian lover Guard : (laughs) Sarsippius: What you laughing at brother? Guard : I'm not laughing. I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. There's no authorization. You have to have a special... Sarsippius: Let me tell you something. I sang for Aqueduct Pocket. I sang for Relaxed Atmosphere Guard : I don't know who they are. I... Sarsippius: I sang for Third World Lover. Guard : This... This is the Infec... Sarsippius: You heard of them? Guard : No I haven't. This is the Infectious Grooves. It's a closed session. Sarsippius: Have you all heard of my hit single "Whipped Cream"? (singing) Whipped Cream. Put it all over your body Guard : (laughing) No... Sarsippius: You ever heard of that? Guard : (laughing) No I haven't... Sarsippius: Where've you been brother? Guard : I've been keeping people out of the studio Sarsippius: Have you heard of the song "The love that you'll find is the love that you will never find because it's the love that is always not able to be found"? Guard : I'm not looking for no love. I'm sorry. And you're dripping some green funk now on the carpet Sarsippius: Listen man. Don't worry about my green funk Guard : I'm gonna have... I'm gonna have to get some security happening here Sarsippius: Don't get no security involved. I want... Guard : I am the security Sarssipius: I want to work with you, brother Guard : I'm gonna have to make you leave Sarsippius: This is some kind of game here Guard : What are you doing here? Sarsippius: This is some kind of game, brother. I came here to do backups Guard : Backups for who? Sarsippius: For this infectaphibian thing, man