Ring around the rosie Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes we all fall down. A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies. Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough Then why did God give me two, not including my muff? If you've got a pretty face And a pretty fanny too You will find the most prestigious blokes Are lining up to meet you. One two three four It's just like coming in the back door Five six seven eight Ah, feels great. A ring, a ring, around my dirty posie My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy Ring, a ring, a ring around my posie All the boys in town say I've the tautest of posies. A lot of folks have said this act is just for men To them I say strap one on, and let us ladies in What's the point of life if the gays have all the fun? Just south of my front part, I will make you cum. Nine ten eleven twelve Feel so good must be bad for my health Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen Ah, so keen. A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies. Ring Ring around my rosie Ring Ring around my rosie. Ring around the rosie Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes we all fall down. Ring around the rosie Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes we all fall down. A ring around my dirty rosie My pocket's so damn cozy And my posie, my posie I'm talking about my arsehole.