Incredibad - The Heist lyrics

Five o'clock in the morning I hear the phone ringing Yo what up Dunn? What up son? Sorry were you sleeping? Nah, just finished reading this ill a** novel Not the one about the girl who left her family up in Kabul? That's the one, that sh** was sad had me crying on the pages Yo I read that mother f**er had me sad as f** for ages Yo! We should start a book club! Yo son I hear you talking, How about Sunday afternoons right after speed walking? That's a date, but I know that ain't the reason for your calling No doubt, you're so observant, must of noticed I was stalling Yo, best friends gotta tell each other their secrets I just came from Pam's work and she dipped my heart in sh** Yo what, that's Baskin Robbins Yo yo you know the spot where you order frozen treats and they rip your heart apart Yo I got what you need at the house, you cool to drive? I'm pretty broken up I might not make it there alive Don't talk like that, now you're making me want to cry Yo its cool son, I'm fine, I'll be over there in five Yo it's ill when I'm heated Now my heart stay cold Yo son, your house looks beautiful did you redecorate? Nah kid the French lighting really opens up the place Well it feels so spacious It's an optical illusion You didn't knock down a wall? Nah son, its light diffusion My girlfriend Pam and I were planning on doing some home remodeling Yeah she borrowed all my copies of Better Homes and Gardening Yo I mean ex girlfriend, I can't believe this sh** is happening Yo have this cup of tea Man you'll never see those magazines This tea is delicious what did you say it was? Chamomile mother f**er! Is it caffeinated cuz? Nah I'm trying to cut down Me and Pam were gonna too, thought we'd always be a couple, not the one but the two No doubt son, even when I was in my abusive relationship I would look to you and Pam and know that true love could exist You for real guy, I never knew you felt like that No doubt Dunny, I thought you were a perfect match Yo it's ill when I'm heated Now my heart stay cold Yo kid, this red wine has got me feeling f**ed up Watch out Dunny, you just knocked some right out of my cup Oh f**, that's my bad it's all over your slacks No doubt son I'm soaked from the front to the back Oh sh**, you're getting naked! Of course I am, bet, we gotta get these in the wash before the stain sets Ah f** man, you just get wine all over my vest Yo take your shirt off real quick before it seeps down to your chest Yo kid we're both buck naked. Are you uncomfortable? Nah kid, we're two grown men and we're both heteros**ual Word up son! Hold on yo, did you just hear something? Goddman, it's f**ing Pam, she must of let herself in What up Pam, how's it going? What an awkward situation Yo if you didn't know better this might look incriminating Yo what wacky circumstances to lead all of this to happen Yo just like on f**ing Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm Yo those were both by Larry David No doubt, Dunny that's true Wait Pam don't go, if you leave now we're through Yo, I'm sorry son, damn, what a tragic way to end The Important thing now is that we're naked and we're friends