*children yelling, chairs squeaking* *teacher's voice interrupts* Excuse me! Excuse me! Quiet down, quiet down, quiet down Now listen This is hardcore rap, 101 So check your programs and make sure you're in the right cla** *papers shuffle, kid mutters "yo I'm here", various talking* Alright everybody alright? OK Now when you rhyme, you have to say, that you smoke blunts Also, you have to mention that you drink forties You have to, mention, that you carry a nine millimeter A tec nine, a mac ten, an M sixteen, or a uzi Do everybody understand? (yeah) Any questions? Yes Excuse me but I don't have a gun It's not _important_, if you have a gun or not Just act like you have a gun, alright? Now here's a tape, of the latest group On the cutting edge of hardcore rap It's the most innovative stuff, for nineteen ninety-three