He said he didn't even hear trains let alone the few words The ladies maybe sayin' about him She freaks and tells her closest friend that she'll never love again But she'll never, no not ever Live without him Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it Oh, Mayhem doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem doo doo doop A lotta Mayhem, woh oh oh yeah She said he didn't mean a thing so she threw her diamond ring Out the window of a black cab in Camden He couldn't take it, what she did, So he threw a hissy fit and he took it out on anyone at random Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it Oh, Mayhem doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem doo doo doop A lotta Mayhem, woh oh oh yeah Dinning sound, lights spinning round, some mothers' son Gotta fight or got to run run run run Run run run run run Ten pints and then he starts a fight and he lands himself a night In a cell wearing grey pants and bruises Twelve mates bangin' on the door, oh the back up vans galore Never saw such a street full of losers