One of these days I'm gonna be happy One of these days I'm gonna piss all over myself laughing One of these days I'm gonna get the punchline I said one of these days I'm gonna be happy Until that day I'm gonna b**h and moan and groan And--hold the phone I'm not done Where's everybody goin? What the f**? This sh** s**s I'm bored I'll take these two calls To hell with me To hell with you To hell with hell I'm gonna be happy One of these days I'm gonna be happy One of these days I'm gonna piss all over myself laughing One of these days I'm gonna get the punchline I said one of these days I'm gonna be happy Happy, happy Happy yeah Happy, happy Happy, happy yeah Piss all over myself Laughing, happy Piss all over myself Laughing, laughing I'll be happy