Imaginary Baseball League - Fat Boys Are Not Athletes lyrics

A twelve year old boy Way too big for his bicycle Lumbers to the middle school Tissue stabbed up his nose His mother told him he should know better But he was tired of the leak Another straw on the camel's back In the middle of the week Fat boys aren't athletes They're roadblocks dressed in pads and cleats And they get paid a lot to stay obese Fat boys are not athletes Danny said, "i'm gonna take you on after school." "i'll turn the other cheek," The boy's conscience whispered like a ghoul "i'll take your punches And your pitchfork prods, And i'll be the punchline Of the football squad All because... Fat boys aren't athletes They're roadblocks dressed in pads and cleats And they get paid a lot to stay obese Fat boys are not athletes." And he will feel the sting And he will feel the sting And he will feel the sting Fat boys aren't athletes They're roadblocks dressed in pads and cleats And they get paid a lot to stay obese Fat boys are not athletes