Ima Robot - Evil Thoughts lyrics

Uh. Hello boys and girls (hi) Ya ever been.. down? (yea) Wanted some help? (uhuh) I have (eheh) This is my story Looking one day in the mirror Thoughts hazy, wish they were clearer My reflection just ain't me Here the devil's voice changed me "You are an evil, evil man Shake the red suited man's hand I've got a plan for you Just eat this here eyeballs and goo" Ate the eyeballs, chowed 'em down Looked at the mirror, no more frown Put on cologne and hit the town Loved by everyone around Heard that voice come creeping in - "Son, just don't forget to do sin" Raped a girl k**ed a boy Sinful baby oh what a joy [Chorus] Evil thoughts in my mind Oh I've got those evil thoughts in my mind The devil's at me all the time Won't you help me baby, I've tried Now I got a girl that I'm faithful to The voice said, "remember, be a hateful you Ain't no girl that's a real good sleuth Just don't tell her the concrete truth" So I slept with Tawnie, Lisa, and Sadie Tami, Whitney, a really nice lady Dissed em all, did not call It felt so great, no guilt at all Then I stole my best friend's car Really good mileage, drove her real far Called my mom and she picked me up Blamed it on her and she blames bad luck Have my hearing, out on bail All the people say "King to the Hail" Spread my wings as I set sail Flying on that big fat rail [Chorus] Evil thoughts in my mind (in my mind) I've got those evil thoughts in my mind (in my mind) The devil's at me all the time (all the time) Won't you help me baby I've tried (oh I've tried, I've tried, I've tried) Then the devil said "It's time to be a racist" Said "don't wanna do that man, it's tasteless" Still he made me get a gun He said "Hit the streets boy, have some fun" Hit the streets and I shot a Jew Got a black, a Mexican too Nailed an Asian and his crew k**ed a red ol' white and blue Looked around, a tear I shed Put the gun up to my head Pulled the trigger, the concrete red Hit the ground & thank god I'm dead The proceeding - oh so true: Don't let the devil get a hold of you Don't let the devil get a hold of you Don't let the devil get a hold of you [Chorus] Evil thoughts in my mind (in my mind) I've got those evil thoughts in my mind (in my mind) The devil's at me all the time (all the time) Won't you help me baby I'm dying (I'm dying) Evil thoughts I've got those evil thoughts Got those evil thoughts I've got those evil thoughts Got those evil thoughts I've got those evil thoughts Won't you get 'em out of my mind Evil thoughts I've got those evil thoughts Got those evil thoughts I've got those evil thoughts Got those evil thoughts...