Illy Joel - The Strangest lyrics

Spoken: It's really abstract, I have my own musical ideas. It has nothing to do with selling a lot of albums. I want to write the best music I can write. I'm going to try pulling it out of myself and getting better and better and better. It's like the old craftsmanship idea, like the old composers. They wanted to write masterpieces Verse 1: First name illy, last name joel Last on the mic, the first to go home I'm the best rapper alive present, future and past I don't recognize your girl, but remember that a** Dwight Schrute on the mic as I start to creep Sneak in your sisters room while she's falling asleep We've been f**ing for weeks, I got what she needs Test results came back early and she got my disease A baby stuffed in her gut from the nut I bust I made you an uncle, it's your sister I f**ed I'm a dirty dude. A pocket full of candy, I'm stranger Defeat you in a battle like an abortion with a hanger Mario Kart k**er, a red shell to your bu*t You're Luigi who needs me, but I'm busy f**ing s*uts Sorry dude, but your princess is in another castle She's with illy joel and I'm f**ing her a**hole First name Illy. Last name Joel Verse 2: Illy is sickly sick, like a like a wrist slitter Sitting on the sh**ter while kissing your kid sister Did you miss her, mister? My fist inside her! I ordered a tall blonde, and you're my barista Rusty. Crusty. I'm a demon in the dark A full movie theater and I'm letting out farts Bust a nutty buddy off my penis and into your snack Baby batter covered popcorn with a finger in her a** Snicker bar satisfied, it's my jizz inside The nuget don't lose it, it's a cracker jack surprise! Temporary tattoo birthmark on your bu*t cheek It's your time of the month? It's my favorite week I warned you that when illy get ill jizz will spill Take the pill like Carlton and I'll wrap my Uncle Phil I'll Phyllis your Diller, I'll fill her like a land fill p**y like a trash can and it's filled with my swill First name Illy. Last name Joel Spoken: and it sounds far fetched. None of it might have to do with rock n' roll stardom. I don't care about that. I just want to keep satisfying myself musically First name Illy. Last name Joel