Illy Joel - Happy Hour Hot lyrics

Verse 1: Tuesday night and I'm out with my dudes Half off the drafts, have off the food It's soft on the wallet, hard on the liver Two for one dinners, 3 dollar single liquors Usually a cheap night no ladies in sight Until i came back from the pisser and looked to my right Nearly would've missed her, my timing was precise Say hi, introduced myself, and she said goodnight? Won't you stay for one drink? It's on my bill Not trying to get you naked, but maybe one day you will I try again with "hi", she responds with a "hey" Small talk, number exchange, she says "okay" One day we might be more than friends So let's forget high standards and happy hour again We can meet at the pub 24 hours later on the dot Five star eventually, but for now you're happy hour hot! Chorus: You're low on the dough, but still want to get it Happy hour hot - low expectations You're in the mood, but refuse to commit Happy hour hot - and that's about it When you wallets looking thin, like olsen twins in 2000 Happy hour - it's where good things begin Your down on your luck and need to get lucky Hit the bar at 3 and find a happy hour hottie Verse 2: Not breaking our banks, just breaking the ice Not interested in spending money just our time More wine than dine with a pocket full of dimes Two belly's full of drinks, yours and mine This is basic economics, thinking logically Start with heart without expenses costly Are you in for the cash or want the company? I'd rather you want M - E, not my money Happy hour makes me feel like a C-E-O Of a fortune 500 with a pocket full of dough Happy hour is over so we should go! Taxi cab is on me and my crib ain't closed No rushing into relations, my fridge is stocked We can happy hour in my kitchen, living room or lawn From the bar, to my place, and the sun's still up Forever happy hour here, let me refill your cup! Spoken: The first song that I ever learned was song number one from the John Thompson music book. Alright? It has the lyrics underneath. Off we go to music land! Na na na na… take my hand. I started riffing on it right away!