Illmaculate - Illmaculate vs Dizaster lyrics

[Round 1: Illmaculate] Ayo this f*ggot is shameless, you really have to explain this First you battled The Saurus, got mad he was racist Turned around and specifically asked Lush to battle an Asian You f**ing hypocrite Look, you ain't even close to me so dead it Why battle me in New York? You can't even hold a decent record See, he knew I'd beat him in Cali seeing as how he ain't even locally respected Homie, you're a nobody, you know that he's pathetic How's he supposed to be the best? I wouldn't know that he's a threat if writtens weren't so openly accepted f** it, you are such a b**h, you will only be content when your clothing is expensive You're probably controlling and obsessive and need to go home and clean your ovary infection Look, he's sweeter than potpourri acting all openly aggressive But the only thing that we see is a little ho that needs attention Saying sh** she'd never do, I bet that you're a criminal But mention my name ain't ever said up in your interviews So what if I hate you, be thankful for all the attention this is getting you [Round 1: Dizaster] Alright y'all, this is about to be some madness Get it? Cause he got his a** ripped by Madness? Yo, earlier I saw you battling and all you seem to do is you babbling You the only dude here, up there that needed three chairs high just to see who the f** was battling Ayo, you say I'm all writtens, well you're a queer with your f**ing rap To prove I ain't writtens I'll tell you at least I can fit my ears in my hat Ayo, I can see mad clear I'm about to smoke this punk You act queer then I'll choke you up You wack queer you won the championships last year but you're back here and you look broke as f** Ayo, what happened? Doesn't Harry have you on allowance staedy Jesus Christ Illmaculate buy a new outfit already Ayo, Dizaster, I'ma use this new style as a weapon Ayo, I bet The Saurus grew some muscles on his shoulders from having to carry your f*ggot a** all through 2007 So how the f** are you gonna rep yourself as a man Knowing that he carried you like Jesus and then all you saw was two steps in the sand [Round 2: Illmaculate] How did we come to this madness yo? It's funny you cracking jokes but spit something that's factual Like how you on my phone riding my dick like a month and a half ago Yo, let's be honest, you ain't brolic, this dude's fake I've been to his crib he's softer than chewed grapes So I promise I am not gonna lose not to this fruit cake This kid's an embarra**ment and he lives with his parents and calls them his roommate Dawg, if you're the sickest than the art's dead I'll clip him like a Jarhead He thinks he's swimming up in large bread cause he put spinners on his car bed You f**ing mama's boy, you haven't proven your usefulness to mankind Dude is getting mad hype but you sound stupid and you cram rhymes Only thing natural about Dizaster is losing by a landslide Look he put on his maximum swagger, he thought that we'd be impressed But this unnatural disaster is a small inconvenience at best [Round 2: Dizaster] Yo I think it's great how you uh, said I live with my dad at home But I suggest you get off of The Saurus's nut sack and get some raps of your own Ayo, I'm a fist fighting instigator This is the result of growing up with no f**ing milk in your refrigerator Ayo check it out I'm 'bout to check this mark No disrespect to Quest and Marv but all I need is one shot to rip your chest apart He's so sensitive about his height when Drect asked him what it was for the Grind Time stats this f*ggot requested to leave a question mark Yo you wanna talk about sh** that's factual, you f**ing amateur What's factual is you telling me on the phone, "I don't want it to do judged on or off the camera." You had the spotlight for long enough now it's time to interfere And losing to Dizaster gon' be the highlight of your career And please everybody don't start calling this guy a queer Cause it might hurt his pride and he might decide to disappear and go back into hiding for a year f**ing f*ggot [Round 3: Illmaculate] Look, I know this battle seems major cause I'm well known But Dizaster I'm appalled I heard he had me as the screen saver on his cell phone that's when I stopped answering his calls And that's true Look, I should've seen it coming, he got a big bravado, dude is tougher when he raps But he wouldn't swing on nothing sh** he wouldn't hit the lotto if he knew the numbers in advance Dawg, you ain't f**ing with the champ, you must be dumber than you act I can see him getting drunk up in the back, slurring cause I served him having a discussion with the plant Like, "Son it was a trap!" C'mon Lush you thought they'd feel him in the projects? Don't act like a k**er cause you're not yet Spitting all that filler and it's non sense Try to fool them but I'm familiar with the process Dawg, you ain't winning this one off the underdog effect But something must've upped his confidence Cause his one accomplishment is being that guy that The Saurus was f**ing robbed against Say I'm fronting, I don't need a blade to cut him This suburban thug's counterfeit Now someone tell Mazi to save his cousin before I make a f**ing Persian rug out of him [Round 3: Dizaster] But yeah that's pretty cool dawg, just k** the hype The Saurus got robbed in the battle, hmm doesn't that remind y'all of Spin The Mic? And to another reference he said how I wouldn't fight him b**h if I fight you then you're dead You little f*ggot I can probably kick higher than your head Ayo I dare you, you mean to tell me this is the guy holding the torch? Trying to say that my multi's are forced when you're the size of primordial dwarf And since there's no WRC your legacy's been falsified Either shortness is hereditary from your father's side Or you're just a chinchilla that's genetically modified Ayo, you're a rapper without soul So shut the f** up and go back into your mouse hole Or continue working for Santa at the South Pole f**ing f*ggot b**h, I'll snatch this snitch Snatch your b**h and [?] f**ing the wooly mammoth stick and leave her covered in camel sh** Stab her in her a** and tits [Round 4: Dizaster] Well I see you partnered up with The Saurus we thought you would move up quicker But being around him all that proved is that you use too much filler See I knew this one on one format for you would never pa** Cause without Peter your'e pathetic trash So I guess this is living proof that Everlast would never last without his better half Ayo how the f** are you even gonna battle me? You're part of an online rap group called Wack MC's And for you Youtube f*ggots that don't understand this do your research and holler back at me Then you'll actually see what Dizaster speaks is reality Ayo you never sold half as much as Mac Lethal How you gon' diss me when umm I'm Arab and you're part of a group called Sand People? See Lethal won Scribble and capitalized off it like a true star But winning well for you never took you too far Wonder why The Saurus outshines you cause he's more humble than you are And after this battle he gon' walk up to you and be like, "It's okay we both got crushed by Kumar." Punchlines I don't even need to spit Let's talk about how you took your first chance to get some cream and chips Switched on your team and split Left the Sound Gods and hopped on the Sand People's dick And ditched your homies like a low level piece of sh** So you need to vacate What happened to working and making albums with Lost Spoke, Anonymous, Dane and Stalemate? Ayo damn f**ing wack homie had his homies left on the curb Now I gotta shout 'em out in the rest of my verse so they get the proper respect they deserve [Round 4: Illmaculate] {10:30} Yeah, Sand People b**h, I knew you'd wanna try and mention it See homie's the cla** clown [?] resentment Thinking cause of his cultural background he's most qualified for membership Dawg, yo I'll admit it he's got jokes but he should focus on getting a job cause he lives with his mom broke Spending his time building ships in a bottle, trying to be a f**ing adult cinema aficionado Look, I like getting a** from naked chicks, after I even have them make me grits, maybe some chicken and waffles Ask him why he hasn't laid a chick you'll probably hear the f*ggot say some sh** like, "I never been in a brothel." Well I don't care about your past relationships You can get amped and wave like this But your writtens are awful I can't stand the way you spit cause you an animated b**h like Ms. Krabappel Instead of b**hing or trying to forget this tomorrow Use it as ammunition once you've written your novel Like, "I took a loss to Illmac' and I just wanted to rap in the same division as Hollow." Dawg, you should've known better, you a no threat to me That's why he came so prepped for me I ain't think I had any known enemies until I seen Wonder Woman with The Hulk's energy That's why he yells and screams he enhanced his flow chemically And took it as a go head to smoke meth when I said that being a coke head is so 70's Look, he wanted to be a rapper, thought he knew the whole recipe Traded in his worn burka for something more urban now he's feeling so fresh and clean He got his pops spending cheese on his fitted see now he's in the zone mentally Copped some bigger T's but you're not a G authenticity sold separately