Illegal Weapons - Illegal Weapon (AKA I'm Illegal) lyrics

[Intro] Yeah Illegal to the weapons You know what happins' When we rappin Hot beat [Verse 1] Ya'll people are out of your mind So people think they know who to rhyme The know the lines, the know they'll be fine Until the next night, when their own friends gets shoot in the sunlight And know they want revenge, they'll advenge their d**h, untill the end Looking for the k**ers, such a thriller, no one is such illler, not even sicker Not even if put it as a bumber sticker, ain't quicker, even if you richer You just a dumba**, you blast that radio like you lick your a** crack Damn that music, illegal don't roll like that wack crap, cuz illegal is illegal Don't need to be bald, to be a eagle, dont have to listen to people Cuz he don't need a sequel, hes too evil, he don't even listen to the beatles (whata) So white people can rap, in a matter of a fact, yesterday, ya'll muthaf**as where kissing my a** Like some kind of wack a** people on crack Illegal no gangsta, just evil Cuz he hate life He knows he won't have a wife Cuz he'll end her life with a razor blade knife He still strifes but he'll be alright He lights the fire with a tire But the smoke makes him higher Hes like Quagmire, he loves girls, their his desire So he can't wait to be admired and inspired and not hot wire cars and dream of his desire and hit the barbwire Illegal is required, your a liar, so this time im setting a wildfire instead of a gra** fire [Hook] Im illegal Cuz I choked an eagle Know im hated by many people Cuz im evil I let my beagle attack you and ignite you with low sulfur diesel And k** a seagual with a disease needle cuz it was needfull (2x) [Verse 2] Illegal weapons that my name So when I get into the game and get into the fame Some people are just lame and their name is James Cuz every f**ing gotdamn soulja girl fan can get attacked by my great danes And the gun it aims, like too f**ing fast trains You don't need a rap battle to be in 8 mile You just need to wait a while count the tiles, untill he files hes new album But jessia alba, got fermalda, but she my gall da But wow da to need to brage but you just a f*g Make me cag, make you mad, then sad Got to subtract and add the money So honey, what do you want from me? Something I could barely afford? A new F-150 ford?? A new guitar cord??? A gotdamn bord game?? So get aboard and drink a good ice coke Or else you'll choke So tell debby ryan to stop crying I'll buy your damn album, im not lying [Hook] [Verse 3] Illegal, why you choke an eagle Why you hated by many people Cuz im f**ing evil f** a prequel, im making a sequel With a needle bigger than fu*kING CAR So f**ing bizzarre like bizzare of d12 Cuz we will rap all of ours lives So remember us in the song that we may have been right or wrong Cuz this is were we belong, no matter how long, we still stand strong From the first day at the studio to the last day of your life in hong kong Yeah mutha f**as ima too the biggest verse of my life, even if I have to curse to all night So it gets worse and we can't even find our shirts, and I find it and steal 100 dollars from her purse Call tha f**ing nurse cuz your bleeding and your not breathing There beating your heart like you got struck by too f**ing darts And the guy farts a f**ing fart, it makes Mark jump in the pool of sharks Makes even Shady get a time machine and go back to the 80s, so he can get the ladies f** a mercedas, im getting a honda for my f**ing anacanda named Wanda Im mix it a lot, biscuits pop like two cops that play hop scotch and hop untill the stop at the stop sign And their mom picks them up so the can mop the floors and THE Shop Then see a girl that looks so hot than stefanie scott from Ant farm I'll make a Ant in Her Farm and she grabs his arm and his alarm wakes him up and it was only a dream [Hook]