Illegal Weapons - Annoying lyrics

(Chorus) Hi my name is annoying I'm 2 damn annoying Cuz im an annoying brat So get back, chill and relax So listen to the rap or you'll get slapped (2x) [Bridge] There once was a girl name kami She also wanted to be in the grammys Cuz she wanted to be like her granny But that didn't stop her from being anti [Verse 1] It's that girl, she makes me hurl She has curls and watches my name is Earl But one day, I asked her something to say But she said go away So she ran down the hall And tripped over her new shoes from the mall And said “I'm tired of ya'll” So the next afternoon I went by her And she was as an angry thyphon in a cartoon full of baboons She attacked me like a racoon But I was immune So I tied her in a spider cocoon And left soon But the pricinpal came in and I felt like a baphoon She said had brain damage And I needed a bandage And took advantage and managed to get my rampage a** To detention or I will get suspended Gotdamn it man! (Chorus) [Verse 2] Screw diz haters, masterbaters Debators to debate on how to hate her Cuz haters always hate And take your life alway like Nate So all of my haters can get in the sun and bake to d**h Take one last breath, and smoke seths Cuz thats what they do at theeir best So hit me with your best shot Get two Glocks like 2Pac And lock your doors and call the cops Cuz im the new white rapper on the block I shop at the dollar store and pick me up a who*e And run threw the door Then trip on the pavement floor And get hit my a four door Ford Thats what I get from taking d** from the d**tore And the person that came out was a sophmore And therefore I ignore her and went indoor Before it down pourded and I got an ice sore Let's give it an encore (Chorus) [Verse 3] Ok, i'm tired of happy people So lets call it evil and make a sequel I'm not fearfull, im full of faith So im capable of being fatefull So keep the ba** low, speakers away from you face though So kami, we might not ever be friends, but it depends Cuz you can get offend ed becuz im so up trend And every weekend I go to Big Bend to see the mountains But whatever, the past is the past, so haters can kiss my a** So i'll do you a favor, when you see me in Denver, tell Trevor and whoever Who likes to endeaver in a mission that will go on forever So stop being so clever and do me another favor (Chorus) [Outro] Now I'm not annoying no more! (no more, no more) Because someday you will see me in stores! (in stores, in stores) So explore the world with the odor! (odor, odor) Cuz someday you will be working for me you poor who*e (poor who*e, poor who*e) Hahahahahaha