I almost married your sister Just so we could be closer She was one of those pretty ugly babes And it was one of those sad happy days I keep believing in these new old-fashioned ways I'm pretty sure i'm not certain of anything And all the girls had the look of their own Stolen fashion days and all the boys looked mean In the sweetest ways - so get here fast And be early Before its too late I almost married your sister Just so we could be closer It was one of those pretty ugly days She was one of those sad happy babes I keep believing in these new old fangled ways But i'm pretty sure i'm not certain of anything And all the girl looked sweet in the meanest ways And all the boys had to look through their cold Wooden plastic gaze - so get here fast And be early before its too late I almost married your sister Just so we could be closer