My mommy told me If I were goody That she would buy me A rubber dolly I got some energy to burn It makes me jumpy and nervous But I'm too damn old to join the military service Hup two three four I got to hit my baby on a Saturday night You know the devil made me do it I know it wasn't right Like a loco mosquito 'Round and 'round and 'round Igo And when I'm hungry Down I go Please Mr. Custer I don't wanna go And spend my night in a bar with some stupid dodo I'm sick of hanging 'round with old transvestites They stare at my rubbers It makes me uptight And here I go In love again Here I go-oh wo wo Like a loco mosquito I got some energy to burn But you always want to tap it You're busy s**ing on my gas tank Before I can tap it Like a loco mosquito 'Round and 'round and 'round Igo And when I'm hungry Down I go Loco Mosquito