d**h is the best Better than all the rest On the dutiful lies in the rock paradise Losses and wear and the texture of age Adds a truth to the heart And a light to the face It's good when you don't give as Much of a f** As you did when the threats mount To make you s** A burst of rage A lively cry Emotions wide Your d**h is certain for sure My d**h is certain alright But d**h is certain no cure 'Cause d**h is certain 'Cause d**h is certain so why? Gotta die A bone and a skull In a conjugal hell A mall full of gall And the music jerks off Pale and fate At the table they sat With their necks choking tight In their collars dead white Liquor and food 'till They spin and explode In a shower of crap In America's lap A pliceman's numb A lazy bum Emotions come 'Cause d**h is certain it's sure 'Cause d**h is certain it's pure 'Cause d**h is certain no cure 'Cause d**h is certain 'Cause d**h is certain that's why Gotta die Alright Alright Well, alright Alright [Repeat: x6] A beast with legs A kid who's numb A lazy bum Your d**h is certain it's sure 'Cause d**h is certain it's pure 'Cause d**h is certain no cure 'Cause d**h is certain