A friend of mine Promised me the gift of time Instead she went home and killed both of her concubines A friend of mine One boy one girl, with their fingers to the grind A friend of mine A friend of mine Stabbed in the face like a key to the teeth Handsome ba*tard didn't smile for a week A friend of mine I kept him hostage in my place for awhile I never saw him after opening pliеrs A friend of mine I put my fist through teak vеneer Not necessary but the message was clear A friend of mine A fragile ego in its infancy I blame everyone in the room but me My name’s Narcissus and it's plain to see I'm a catch I'm a catch Not necessary but the message was clear A catch Not necessary but the message was clear A fragile ego in its infancy I blame everyone in the room but me My name’s Narcissus and it's plain to see I'm a catch Mmm I’m a catch I’m a catch I’m, I’m a catch Mmm I’m a catch Uh oh catch I’m a catch I’m a catch