Intro - Look at this. This is an aspen. You can tell this is an aspen tree because of the way it is Chorus 2x Chiefing on the bowl and cheesing on the mic That's what we do when we hit the pipe Yea baby our crew be flying kites Come on and take a ride with us tonight [Verse 1: Big Burn] Chilling at my house with Beals and Jake p I sit and watch while they pour me some greens This stupid random s*ut asks me for a piece Shut the f** up fore u get slapped out ya seat This b**h can't get enough of me Watch me blow my load on her pretty Face while I'm puffing 5 star tree I'm the bees knees when it comes to smoking weed So high I can't even f**ing think strait Seeing images of elephants masturbate See chronic takes my mind to a strange place And they try and tell me it's not fun to get blunt faced So pa** me a joint and load up that bong Kids smoke themselves retarded when they hear my songs f**ing your girlfriend in a pink bright thong Her p**y my dick that's where she belongs Chorus 2x [Verse 2: Beals] Heading downtown gonna meet some guy Not quite sure what I'm gonna buy He might have some sh** that's laced with oregano I don't care as long as it's dro I'm about to crush this pop can Put some holes in it sh** yea I'm a real man No sense spending money on a bong I don't get paid unless I sell my schlong Light that match burn that swag on the aluminum Flavor lasts as long as bazooka gum This weed tastes like it came out of a dirty lake And it's giving me a nasty headache Suns too bright everything sounds amplified I can hardly move and I feel paralyzed My heart rates' faster than I can cum this day's just begun Chorus 2x [Verse 3: Big Burn] Devils lettuce has my brain elevated Rufescent eyes that be dilated Puff on that motherf**ing magic dragon Burn only smokes ak-47 Elitist cannabis consumption Take a real hit grow some gumption My album's so dope I sell it by the gram Posting pics of my dick on Instagram Fans damn I need some of those Blood, sweat, & tears to get on the radio Sleepless nights show after show Some ugly beauty sh** strait no doze Like Lenny Pepperbottom I respect nature Smoking mad trees acre after acre Mary jane my crutch my savior Blazing blunts till I meet my maker Chorus 2x Outro - Wow, What a beaut