I am the man in the white coat Wherever there's pain you will find me I record the data as cats choke Then present to the government my findings I tell them I'm nearly there That I've nearly found it Need another million pound grant to help me I've discovered a new chemical in cat sh** Syringe it into dogs eyes to benefit humanity After three months of the same medication I find Ten were driven insane and the others went blind Says Dr Dickhead the bollock brained scientist "Wow, I've just discovered rabbit flesh rips I'll inflict pain and torture & commit any crime If there's a PHD at the end of the line I'll be a murdering sh**head and a licensed thug Until I discover a new wonder drug I deal in any futile atrocity Blind to the fact it's all just curiosity You know I'll never run out of patients to treat For every thousand that die there's a thousand on the streets Fifty brainless monkeys with fifty smashed skulls Vivisected by yours truly until their senses are dulled One brainless moron like me torturing habitually With my mindless f**ing probing which typifies humanity Yes it was f**ing sickening what happened to the Jews Humans vivisected by Nazi pigs in queues The age of the concentration camp never left us at all The scalpels are still sharp and clean within these four walls k**ing a rat, murdering a cat The torture of a Jew again Doesn't matter who feels it The pain is still the same Taken from it's cage, consequences paid The same fascist pain and torture but in another age