What is a booty and how will I know if I'm shaking it? What is the funk and how will I know if I'm faking it? Cause it don't tick it don't mean it don't tock The hands don't stop when the cuckoo leave the clock There's nothing harder to stop than that who's time has come to pa** Del the Funky h*mosapien says On behalf of my behind I feel it is my duty to my booty That I come in ahead of the cla** when it comes to bu*ts Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to give the poor dog a bone But when she bent over, Rover drove her, the dog had a bone of his own He did the loose booty Del the Funky h*mosapien, yeah he's nasty, he's nasty [Verse: Del] I've returned from the meadow with a fellow named X Two turntables and a spark upon his set Wet behind the ears from the tears of my peers Rap is outta control that's what we fear So we collapse any actual threats With the new batch of catchy little quirks And it works like a charm as I bomb and alarm any listeners Coming through crisper on your transistors So we can eliminate the frauds Filled with pride as the audience applauds Might sound odd to the average Joe Shmoe The new school pa**ed ya a** like Flo Jo, dodo Me and CM-PX both construct Like Kid Creole and the Coconuts As we drop the bomb with a blast And now all the natives ask... What is a booty and how do I know if I'm shaking it? What is the funk and how will I know if I'm faking it? Booty do your duty Somebody say a tail is nothing but a long booty Funk'em just to see the look on they face Funk'em, just to see the look on they face Motherfunk'em, just to see the look on they face Funk'em, just to see the look on they face Motherfunk'em, just to see the look on they face Funk'em, just to see the look on they face Motherfunk'em, just to see the look on they face Funk'em, just to see the look on they face Motherfunk'em, just to see the look on they face Funk'em, just to see the look on they face Motherfunk'em, just to see the look on they face Funk'em, just to see the look on they face Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to give the poor dog a bone But when she bent over, Rover drove her, the dog had a bone of his own He did the loose booty [Outro:] There's nothing harder to stop than that whose time has come to pa** [Ice Cube:] Ayo, Del [Del:] What? [Ice:] The f** is a funky h*mosapien? [Del:] It's a human being fool, a funky human being [Ice:] Aight