Ice Cube - Pissin on Your Steps lyrics

[Hook] "Oooh, oooh, pissin' on your steps..." [Verse 1] It's D-E-L tha Funkee h*mosapien to the rescue I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two Dancers back on Soul Train And ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain Now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent Using step 1 and step 2 to keep the show valid Let's have a vote and try to register our ballots And realize a Hammer's just a mallet Toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted Now the party's lifted by the crew Hieroglyphics Golly-wolly, not another Elvis and Priscilla Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla Because he takes a style and tries to mock it Ain't nothin' personal, G, but I'm kinda into chocolate It's all about the black, and it's like that And I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack Plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English 800 Now I peep ya concept Ya think ya got a rep? Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps [Hook] [Verse 2] No Del is not a mean fellow Just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow See I'm rather mellow, some call it lazy Me and myself and I ain't with the daisies Cause I'm no goddamn flower And every single dancer in circumference receives a golden shower I'm here to insult The Hip hop John Travolta Ya think ya all that but really you're shorter than a midget I don't fidget With the ballet [Ice Cube:] f** a dancer [Del:] Because that's what my pals say And brothers don't shake ya rumps Wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts Because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia And that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya Plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind Blasted all out like a feline See I'm givin' you advice, make ya think twice Cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice So change ya concept Acquire some sk**s on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps [Hook] [Outro] "I gotta take a leak for the weak..."