Intro: [Mic] No, seriously Why did you decide to make this? [Lulz] You're asking why, are we doing this? [Mic] Yeah [Lulz] Good question, I don't know either [Mic] Great [Lulz] But it must be done [Mic] If you say so... Lyrics: [Lulz] This is why I clop [2x] This is why [2x] This is why I clop This is why I clop [2x] This is why [2x] This is why I clop I'll clop 'till I die I ain't gonna stop This is why [2x] This is why I clop I'll clop to Pinkie Pie And even to her rocks This is why [2x] This is why I clop This is why I clop And now again I fap I could clop to this, with both hands behind my back On ClopClop reddit I'm clicking this and that Some bronies said I've lost it But that baby got flank I browse explicit only On Ponibooru And same with every site NSFW But when my bro's around Minimize the window Or else he'll start sneerin' "You clopping to ponies, bro?" And if I need privacy I wait 'till they're asleep Plug in my laptop To my big-a** Hanns-G Turn the s**er on Fly past the login screen I'm so damn hard You can see it through my jeans And thanks to Windows 7 now it's easy as pie To dock my all favorite pics side by side On my left's Twi, on the right's Pinkie Pie But right now the active window showin' Futashy This is why I clop [2x] This is why [2x] This is why I clop This is why I clop [2x] This is why [2x] This is why I clop I clopped 5 times AppleJack has got me hot This is why [2x] This is why I clop I'mma clop all night And I ain't gonna stop This is why [2x] This is why I clop [Mic] Yo this is why I clop You bronies understand me Whippin' it out; too many pics up on the damn screen Got Futashy, Big Mac, And Cutie Mark Crusaders But deep in these folders; I got Appledash saved for later Don't want nobody seein' this pony smut inside I click on properties; Select Folder; then click Hide Got fics saved by the gig; read em all cause I'm boss But I'm still cloppin' to these mares; Man I'm never gonna stop I'm cloppin' to it all; Femdom, Gay and even Straight I'm cloppin' indiscriminately; Don't gotta hate I don't care about the content; If ponies are involved Then I'm cloppin' every night; not gonna dampen my resolve Yeah ya see I like em dirty; That Scootabuse is hot Just lookin' at that sad face it makes wanna clop Man I'm diggin on the gore sh**; it makes me wanna blow Cloppin' it to Cupcakes everyday "Yo man that sh** is gross." This is why I clop [x2] This is why [x2] This is why I clop This is why I clop [x2] This is why [x2] This is why I clop Man Dash has got me blastin'; So tired I'mma drop This is why This is why This is why I clop Those mares have got me pantin' I'm 'bout ready pop This is why This is why This is why I clop